Fantasy Football

Last Sunday my friends and I gathered around our respective computers and began the chase for the Burt Lancaster Chalice. That's right, I'm speaking of the highly coveted Cabin XFL Fantasy Football League Trophy.

It was a cut throat environment where the men were separated from the boys by, sometimes, less than a point. Last year, the XFL was my own personal hell where where I lived life 3 feet at a time.

As you can tell I'm still a little bit sour about last year. We won't delve into the past, but I didn't do all that well. Week one came on like a lamb and went out like a lion. I crushed my opponent, with the force of a semi tractor trailer slamming into a watermelon stand. My opponent's innards were expelled like the seeds of an over ripened tomato hitting a store window. Here is the proof...

DIVISION 1
TEAM, OWNER(S)	PF	PA	HOME	AWAY	DIV	STREAK
Bill Brasky's Legends	116	88	0-0-0	1-0-0	1-0-0	W1
Captain Kirk's Revenge	108	92	1-0-0	0-0-0	1-0-0	W1
Unstoppable Tasty Nachos	88	58	1-0-0	0-0-0	1-0-0	W1
Cabin X 18-1's	87	27	0-0-0	1-0-0	1-0-0	W1
lil' Zac's Ballers	79	73	1-0-0	0-0-0	1-0-0	W1
Korupto's Sidekick	92	108	0-0-0	0-1-0	0-1-0	L1
Tracy Jordan's Stabbing Robots	88	116	0-1-0	0-0-0	0-1-0	L1
cookie crisp	73	79	0-0-0	0-1-0	0-1-0	L1
Stadium Area RATS	58	88	0-0-0	0-1-0	0-1-0	L1
East Providence Rectal Warts	27	87	0-1-0	0-0-0	0-1-0	L1